There are several things I'm good at. Double booking myself for crucial events, getting my hair to look like a lion's mane without even trying, and stealing toilet paper from my dad to use in my apartment, for example.
Perhaps my single greatest talent, however is this:
Slipping in the snow.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Three times on the way to campus this morning. And I went to the closest building too.
Be jealous.
