Silver Lining: medical supplies and a haunted bathroom

June 2, 2011

medical supplies and a haunted bathroom

Isn't it weird that when you're not allowed to do something you automatically really want to do it? Example: I get urges to work out every single Sunday {can't. must. keep. the sabbath day. holy.}. And don't even get me started on how much I want to touch museum displays, what with their shiny DO NOT TOUCH signs...

Today I want my cast to be off. Gone. Expired. Taken back to the magical land of medical supplies. Buried ceremoniously with a 21-gun salute. Thrown in a dumpster. I'm not picky.

If I had my cast off, I'd be able to take a regular shower again. No more bending at weird angles, no more inhuman distortions to keep my foot sticking out of the tub. Although I am getting pretty good at weird showers. Just so you know.

Also, my grandpa has a knee scooter, just like me. We think we're pretty cool.

This is the part where I pretend to be a fashion blogger:
shirt: 5 for $6.50 at walmart. In the mens underwear section.
jeans: charlotte russe. $10 on clearance. sam says they make my butt look good.
medical boot: free, issued from the podiatry clinic.
jewelery: none... I was just proud I finally felt up to doing my hair, okay?! Baby steps.

Hah. This is why I'm not a fashion blogger.

Well, now's as good a time as any to mention that in my apartment, the bathroom on the right is haunted. Which, incidentally, is the bathroom I have to take weird shower-baths in. Also, sometimes the toilet in that bathroom regurgitates, which is just gross.

Wishing you the best of Thursdays, free of haunted bathrooms and medical supply boots.


  1. Brooke what happened? How much longer do you have your cast? Your blog is so cute!

  2. That picture of you and Dad is classic! I love it.

    Glad that the other thing *ahem* went well today.

  3. Cute picture!!! And that was my kind of fashion blog.

  4. Dad look cute on the bike, anyway with your medical supplies it's wiser to get them online, rates are discounted hence you're getting a better deal.


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